WatermelonSynopsis
Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy meets melon.
Dan is an uncommon fellow. He feels no shame. He seems to suffer no hang-ups whatsoever about sex. Which is fortunate, considering that Dan sports a permanent, not to mention prominent, erection.
Over one long, dream tossed night, Dan recalls the events that led to him breaking both arms, thus rendering him bedridden. Watermelon is the age-old story of boy meets girl, boys loses girl, boy meets watermelon. And they live happily ever after...